Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Chappie

Chappie provides a rare treat, a biblical movie that fails to sound preachy. Perhaps this happens because the movie performs more as a metaphor of religion (think Tron Legacy) than as a shallow, religious-based, scare-tactic (think The Lazarus Effect).
In Chappie, Dev Patel plays God. Well, actually, he plays an inventor named Deon Wilson, who builds a robotic police force.
These robots act intelligently, but lack free will and creativity. Deon desperately wishes to create life capable of these gifts. He eventually succeeds to create such a robot, which writers Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell surprisingly named “Chappie” instead of “Adam.”
Still, the writers must’ve feared, on some level, that their audience might not grasp the metaphor, so Deon often tells Chappie, “I am your Creator. You must listen to Me.”
Chappie discovers himself influenced by people who act as walking metaphors for greed, envy, and every other sin ever imagined.
One character, played by Hugh Jackman, behaves as the embodiment of War.
Chappie quickly discovers himself “adopted” by two criminal humans who tell Chappie to call them “Mommy” and “Daddy.” Daddy afterwards behaves as the bad father, pushes upon Chappie gender roles and fear of the outside world.
This robot wishes to read, watch cartoons, and paint while the world's underbelly taints him . . . until he grows enraged and violent and loses all contact with his Creator.
Chappie eventually decides for himself the lines between right and wrong, but not without humanizing irony.
He viciously assaults a characters for killing someone, beats the attacker within an inch of death, all the while Chappie screams, “Violence is wrong,” as if to stage a statement against . . . say, the death penalty.
Chappie also discovers how to create life on his own, and thus he becomes a metaphor of humanity's desire to create artificial intelligence, which brings the entire movie full circle.
Chappie's Creator also creates him with a defected battery, which means that Chappie can only live for a limited time. The realization that he will die, further distances Chappie from his Creator.
SPOILER ALERT! THIS PARAGRAPH! Deon the Creator dies, but Chappie manages to reincarnate him into the body of another robot—which wears paint red enough to remind its audience of a certain, infamous, false god (though I might read too much into that detail).
Chappie possesses no shortage of flaws as a movie. Nearly every other scene ends in a way that makes little to no sense, usually in the following formula:
Person A must stop Person B through any means. Person A possesses every ability to stop Person B . . . and yet fails to do so for no apparent reason.
However, Chappie still works as a film, so long as its audience can suspend its disbelief and enjoy Chappie as an artfully constructed metaphor, rather than a solid story with an acceptable number of plot holes.
The best part of this movie remains the fact that I continue to revisit it in my head, to pull at and twist it, rethink certain scenes. That seems a damn good experience for twelve dollars and two hours.
Also, a bright pink Uzi feels pretty entertaining.


Saturday, March 7, 2015

The Lazarus Effect

If your date likes to squeeze your hand whenever something on the big screen jumps and screams, “Boo,” then The Lazarus Effect might hold some value for you. Otherwise . . .
A small group of scientists in Lazarus create a serum that can bring people back from the dead. While the writers might travel plenty of interesting paths with this idea, they failed to step in any real direction beyond, “Science scares me and makes God angry.”
The scientists, much like the characters in Pet Sematary (I know, I condemn these comparisons and then make them, myself), start with an animal. They, in this case, resurrect a dead dog. The dog afterwards acts strange and aggressive.
This further opens the field for interesting debate, but the characters simply carry on with their shallow, “Will this make God angry?” conversation.
One of the scientists dies, and, wouldn’t you know it, they resurrect her. They afterwards treat the hole that runs through her head, skull, and brain with a Band-Aid (no, really), and then she gains telekinetic powers for no discernable reason.
She then starts to kill everyone . . . because.
The comically ridiculous response of the other scientists to split up and look for their angry zombie faces magnification due to the fact that their lab (where nearly the entire film takes place) offers only a few rooms.
I felt as if I watched Jason from Friday the 13th hunt teenagers in a small shoe store.
Lazarus makes noteworthy use of lighting, and some of the scares (while not inventive) manage to actually startle the crap out of you. The actresses and actors work hard. The visuals work. This movie’s good points end there, unfortunately.
The story proves so onion-thin that, short as it runs (and it runs short), it still seems artificially stretched for an eternity.
The movie’s message (don’t research science; you’ll make the invisible wizard in the sky angry) annoys me on a personal level.
The writers even seem concerned that their audience won’t receive the message. To combat this concern, they present us with a scene where the scientists must (because of magnetism issues) remove their metal crucifixes before they perform their wicked experiments.
Yet the story never gives its audience a reason to like the invisible wizard in the sky, who fails to lift a finger to save its characters.
Worse, we discover that God sentences one character to an eternity in Hell because of a mistake she made as a five-year-old.
It seems that the writers felt no conviction towards their own communication.
Lazarus stands an uninventive, jump-and-scream-boo, horror movie that preys on the fears of people who performed poorly in science class.

I would pass on this one, folks.


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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Kingsmen The Secret Service

I never suspected, when I went to see the movie Kickass in theaters, what a wonderful film awaited me. I expected some cute, PG movie about a couple kids who decide to become superheroes.
You comprehend, if you ever saw Kickass (and you should see Kickass), the surprise that greeted me when I went to see that movie. It exceeded my low expectations by light years.
My experience with Kingsmen proved much the same.
Kickass is to superhero movies what Kingsmen is to the golden age James Bond films.
(I love how the latest Bond behaves as an actual character and not just a rapist.)
Kingsmen provides an absurd, over-the-top, gratuitous story, and I loved every minute of this delight.
Our protagonist stands a street-hardened, troubled youth with misspent potential.
His mentor arrives (in order to repay a debt to our protagonist’s father) to redirect him towards a training program in which he will compete against other candidates for the right to join a secret group of James Bond-ish heros.
Samuel Jackson’s speech impediment and inability to handle the sigh of blood makes him a unique villain.
The filmmakers crafted a story that acts first and foremost as a coming-of-age-slash-finding your-place tale via a competition. I love this sort of story. It almost allowed me to enjoy Divergent.
The writers managed to also perform the aforementioned story by-the-numbers without the feel of a paint-by-numbers. The story provides a perfect hero’s journey without a stale, fill-in-the-blanks script.
(I seem to demand an onslaught of hyphens tonight.)
The filmmakers age puppies to illustrate the passage of time, which seemed a thoughtful move.
The move proves far from flawless, though.
The special effects feel as “special” as that cousin of yours who drools and always wears a helmet (doctor’s orders).
The writers felt good enough to include a female character to serve as our protagonist’s friendly rival, but those same writers neglected to give this character much to accomplish. She remains in the story’s competition mostly as a consequence of incompetent rivals rather than on her own merits.
Our protagonist constantly holds this female character’s hand and convinces her that “you can do it” every step of the way.
Sure, such people exist, but it feels that every female character in every movie behaves this way, even (if not especially) when she serves as the story’s protagonist (see my review of Jupiter Ascending from last week).
A few plot holes made the ride bumpy, but never to the point that most audience members can’t shrug it off and enjoy the journey.
I wanted to see more of the protagonist’s training. We see him face challenges, but we see very little of his training.

This movie will make you laugh your ass off, especially if you poke fun at the old James Bond movies (and you should). The film never takes itself seriously, and this allows it to perform the ridiculous.

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Daughters of Darkwana received a sweet, succinct review, which you can read here, http://www.thebookeaters.co.uk/daughters-of-darkwana-by-martin-wolt-jr/
         Also, the third book in my series, Diaries of Darkwana, will hit Kindle just as soon as I find a new cover artist. I have a few candidates already, thank goodness.

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